What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 17:20
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-J W Pepper
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
Octopussy
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
-”Ah so!”
Why is our generation so unhappy?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
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